🔍Shayla's in For a Shocker - She's about to kiss her Apartment Goodbye😭 Full Skit BELOW👇

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🔍Shayla's in For a Shocker - She's about to kiss her Apartment Goodbye😭


💬 Long Conversation: “Shayla’s About to Kiss Her Apartment Goodbye 😭”

Shayla:
Girl… something ain’t right. I just checked the mailbox and saw a letter with my landlord’s name on it. Should I open it? I’m scared.

Tina:
Open it! Unless it’s a bill—then throw it away immediately. But if it’s the landlord? Yeah, rip it open before it grows fangs.

Shayla:
opens … OH. MY. GOD.

Tina:
What?? What does it say?? Don’t leave me hanging like a season finale!

Shayla:
It says—
“Notice: Failure to pay rent for the past two months may result in eviction.”
TWO MONTHS?? Girl, I paid last month!

Tina:
Shayla… did you actually pay it though? Or did you say “I’ll do it after I order DoorDash” and then never do it?

Shayla:
Okay first of all—
…maybe.

Tina:
OH MY—Shayla! 😭

Shayla:
WAIT WAIT WAIT. They can’t kick me out. I’m cute. They can’t evict cute people. That’s discrimination.

Tina:
Sweetheart that is not how the law works. The rent man doesn’t care if you’re Beyoncé.

Shayla:
But I JUST made the place look nice! I hung up those fake plants that make me look like I’m thriving!

Tina:
Fake plants won’t save you from real consequences.

Shayla:
Wow. Drag me, why don’t you?

Tina:
I’m not dragging you, babe. I’m trying to keep you from living in your Honda.

Shayla:
My Honda is very spacious, thank you.

Tina:
Shayla, don’t gaslight yourself. The backseat has trauma.

Shayla:
You’re right… look…
What if I call the landlord and cry? Like hardcore? I can sob on command.

Tina:
What are you gonna do, hit him with:
“Pleeeease sir, I fell asleep and forgot capitalism exists”?

Shayla:
YES. EXACTLY THAT.

Tina:
I mean… it might work. Men get scared when women cry.

Shayla:
Alright. I’m dialing—
Nope. Nope I’m not. I panicked and hung up.

Tina:
Girl WHY.

Shayla:
Because what if he says “too late”? I’m not emotionally prepared to be homeless and dramatic on the same day.

Tina:
Deep breaths. Worst case, you crash at my place.

Shayla:
Your place has 3 cats, 2 plants, and zero personal space. I’ll die.

Tina:
Then pay your rent???

Shayla:
I’m gonna call him. Hold on.
…
OH LORD HE PICKED UP.

Tina:
WHAT’S HE SAYING? TURN ON SPEAKER I WANNA HEAR—

Shayla:
No you’re gonna make me laugh!
Okay he said I can avoid eviction if I pay by Friday.

Tina:
THANK. GOD.

Shayla:
Girl… today is Friday.

Tina:
…Shayla what time?

Shayla:
4:57 PM.

Tina:
RENT NOW. GO. RUN. SPRINT. TELEPORT.

Shayla:
Okay okay I’m sending it—WAIT.
I only have 96% of the amount.

Tina:
So you need… 4%?

Shayla:
Yes.

Tina:
Shayla.
Four percent is literally $28.

Shayla:
I KNOW BUT STARBUCKS TOOK MY MONEY THIS MORNING.

Tina:
I’m sending you $28. But you owe me your life.

Shayla:
Sent!
Girl, you saved me. my apartment lives another day 😭

Tina:
You’re welcome. Next time put Rent Day in your calendar. With alarms. And red flashing lights.

Shayla:
I’ll set fifteen reminders. One will yell “PAY RENT YOU MENACE.”

Tina:
Good. Because I cannot emotionally handle another episode of “Shayla Almost Becomes a Nomad.”

🌟 Ending: “Shayla Keeps Her Apartment… For Now 😭”

Shayla:
Okay… rent is officially paid. I’m sweating. My bank account is trembling. But I’M SAFE.

Tina:
THANK GOD. I was two seconds away from Googling “affordable tents.”

Shayla:
Not you preparing for my wilderness era.

Tina:
Babe, with your luck? I stay ready.

Shayla:
You know what? I’m gonna change my life. I’m gonna budget. I’m gonna be responsible. I’m gonna be a whole new woman.

Tina:
You said that last time… right before you bought those $80 candles.

Shayla:
Okay but those candles healed my soul.

Tina:
Your soul is fine — your finances are not.

Shayla:
Rude… but fair.
Anyway, the landlord just texted “Received. Thank you.” with a smiley face. A SMILEY FACE.
I think he loves me.

Tina:
Girl no he doesn’t. He just loves rent money.

Shayla:
…Honestly? Same.

Tina:
So what did we learn today?

Shayla:
That capitalism is evil.

Tina:
And?

Shayla:
That I need a calendar.
And maybe… a savings account.
And DEFINITELY a friend like you.

Tina:
Aww. Look at you being sentimental.

Shayla:
Don’t get used to it.
Anyway, crisis solved. I’m gonna go make noodles and pretend I’m financially stable.

Tina:
As you should.
Love you, drama queen.

Shayla:
Love you too, rent angel. 😭💕

                                                           SCENE END

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